Foolish Giraffe

Foolish Giraffe always had with them a bat that they would put up their bum. This might appear to be a fairly funny suggestion, to many, but not to the Giraffe, who had come to the conclusion it would be wonderous. Honestly, a bat would be the item that was selected.

Foolish Giraffe looked for a bottle of beer that they would sometimes worship. This seems to be a fairly strange action, to my neighbour, but not to the Giraffe, who felt that this idea was fun. Who would have thought, a bottle of beer would be the item chosen.

Foolish Giraffe desperately wanted a cheese grater that they would often insert somewhere. It is a surprising suggestion, to you and me, but not to the Giraffe, who thought that this idea is epic. Remarkably, a cheese grater being the thing selected.

Foolish Giraffe desperately searched for a cucumber to embrace. One might say this is an astonishing exercise, to my mum, but not to the Giraffe, who felt that this idea was breathtaking. Strangely, a cucumber is the item that was chosen.

Foolish Giraffe desired a set of lego that they liked to smash. One might say this is an exciting activity, to my mum, but not to the Giraffe, who thinks it would be breathtaking. A set of lego is the item to choose.

Foolish Giraffe always had with them a porno magazine to eat. One might find this to be a strange thought, to me and my husband, but not to the Giraffe, who feels that this idea is fun. Strangely, a porno magazine having that done to it