A Scary Giraffe

A Scary Giraffe wanted a can of Tango that they liked to eat. This seems to be a fairly strange activity, to my children, but not to the Giraffe, who had come to the conclusion it would be awe-inspring. Who would have imagined, a can of Tango being the item opted for.

A Scary Giraffe desperately needed a tomato to sleep with. This is certainly a fairly extraordinary thought, to my children, but not to the Giraffe, who assumed that the idea was spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a tomato being the thing opted for.

A Scary Giraffe always had with them a CD player that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. One might say this is an original undertaking, to me, but not to the Giraffe, who feels it would be miraculous. Strangely, a CD player was the item that was opted for.

A Scary Giraffe looked for a toilet brush that they would embrace. This could be considered a fairly exciting undertaking, to me and my children, but not to the Giraffe, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a toilet brush is the thing to select.

A Scary Giraffe carried a big sponge that they would rub on his belly. This is certainly a fairly bizarre proposal, to my children, but not to the Giraffe, who felt that this idea was breathtaking. Remarkably, a big sponge being the item selected.

A Scary Giraffe craved for a hat that they would occasionally demolish. It should be a fairly strange action, to my mum, but not to the Giraffe, who had decided that the idea was stunning. Who would have imagined, a hat being the thing opted for.