Their Crazy Giraffe

Their Crazy Giraffe craved for a piece of paper that they liked to play with. It would be a fairly bizarre thing to do, to me and my wife, but not to the Giraffe, who feels that this idea is awesome. Remarkably, a piece of paper being the chosen item.

Their Crazy Giraffe always carried a block of cheese that they sometimes put up their bum. This seems a bizarre action, to you, but not to the Giraffe, who feels that this idea is simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a block of cheese is the item that was chosen.

Their Crazy Giraffe desperately looked for a bottle of coke that they would rub on his belly. One might consider this to be a fairly astonishing action, to some, but not to the Giraffe, who thought it was breathtaking. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of coke would be the item that was selected.

Their Crazy Giraffe found a bottle of beer that they sometimes insert somewhere. One might find this to be an extraordinary approach to life, to me and my children, but not to the Giraffe, who had decided it was breathtaking. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of beer is the thing to select.

Their Crazy Giraffe looked for a bottle of coke that they would play with. It would be a fairly weird thought, to you, but not to the Giraffe, who had decided that it was in fact, amazing. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of coke is the item to choose.

Their Crazy Giraffe looked for a bag of poop to put down their trousers. It would be a fairly original activity, to my dad, but not to the Giraffe, who thinks that the idea was entertaining. Bizarrely, a bag of poop was the chosen item.