His Adventurous Giraffe

His Adventurous Giraffe searched for a bag of flour that they would sometimes experiment on. It is considered to be a fairly weird and wonderful action, to my neighbour, but not to the Giraffe, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was fun. Honestly, a bag of flour would be the chosen thing.

His Adventurous Giraffe wanted a sponge that they would often try to balance on their head. This might appear to be a fairly curious thought, to you, but not to the Giraffe, who thinks it would be simply life. A sponge was the thing that was chosen.

His Adventurous Giraffe carried a pint of cider to embrace. It was considered to be an unusual thought, to my dad, but not to the Giraffe, who had decided that this idea is exciting. Who would have imagined, a pint of cider would be the item chosen.

His Adventurous Giraffe always kept a dildo that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. It would have been a fairly astonishing thought, to my grandma, but not to the Giraffe, who had decided it would be entertaining. Bizarrely, a dildo would be the item chosen.

His Adventurous Giraffe searched for a rubber chicken that they would hug. It would have been a weird idea, to many, but not to the Giraffe, who assumed that it was in fact, simply life. Who would have thought, a rubber chicken was the item that was opted for.

His Adventurous Giraffe desperately wanted a set of lego that they liked to try to nail to the wall. It might be a fairly weird and wonderful thing to do, to some, but not to the Giraffe, who thought that it was in fact, magnificent. Who would have imagined, a set of lego would be the item chosen.