The Scary Giraffe

The Scary Giraffe found a melon that they would sometimes rub on his belly. This is certainly a peculiar undertaking, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Giraffe, who had come to the conclusion it was magnificent. Remarkably, a melon is the item that was chosen.

The Scary Giraffe found a set of lego that they liked to break. This seems an extraordinary idea, to my neighbour, but not to the Giraffe, who expected that this idea is epic. You wouldnt have thought, a set of lego being the thing selected.

The Scary Giraffe always carried a can of coke that they would drop. This could be considered a bizarre thing to do, to my grandpa, but not to the Giraffe, who assumed it would be entertaining. Remarkably, a can of coke is the item to select.

The Scary Giraffe desired a vibrator that they would occasionally put down their trousers. It would be a fairly curious undertaking, to my dad, but not to the Giraffe, who feels it would be miraculous. A vibrator is the thing to select.

The Scary Giraffe found a set of lego that they liked to play with. It would be a fairly weird and wonderful action, to my grandma, but not to the Giraffe, who felt that the idea was simply life. Strangely, a set of lego was the item that was selected.

The Scary Giraffe desperately wanted a Harry Potter wand that they liked to share. This is certainly a fairly exciting thing to do, to my grandma, but not to the Giraffe, who expected it would be breathtaking. Who would have thought, a Harry Potter wand being the chosen item.