Ugly Giraffe

Ugly Giraffe always had with them a bag of poop that they would often drop. This could be considered an astonishing action, to my neighbour, but not to the Giraffe, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is breathtaking. Strangely, a bag of poop would be the item that was selected.

Ugly Giraffe searched for a ball that they would occasionally watch for 10 minutes every morning. It is considered to be a fairly peculiar thing to do, to me and my parents, but not to the Giraffe, who expected that this idea is awe-inspring. Remarkably, a ball was the thing that was opted for.

Ugly Giraffe desired a dildo that they would often worship. This seems to be a bizarre undertaking, to me and my parents, but not to the Giraffe, who considered it would be epic. Strangely, a dildo was the item that was selected.

Ugly Giraffe desperately looked for a sponge to rub on his belly. This is certainly a strange exercise, to my mum, but not to the Giraffe, who had decided that it was in fact, awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a sponge is the item that was chosen.

Ugly Giraffe always had with them a pint of cider that they sometimes annihilate One might find this to be an exciting suggestion, to my neighbour, but not to the Giraffe, who thought that it was in fact, fun. Honestly, a pint of cider would be the item chosen.

Ugly Giraffe desperately searched for a radiator that they would occasionally worship. This might appear to be a strange activity, to my dad, but not to the Giraffe, who thought it would be wonderful. Remarkably, a radiator is the thing to select.