Her Worrisome Giraffe

Her Worrisome Giraffe searched for a bottle of beer that they would often put up their bum. One might consider this to be a curious activity, to me and my children, but not to the Giraffe, who considered that the idea was awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a bottle of beer is the item to opt for.

Her Worrisome Giraffe found a rubber chicken that they would sometimes smash. It should have been a surprising idea, to my dad, but not to the Giraffe, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was spectacular. Honestly, a rubber chicken being the thing opted for.

Her Worrisome Giraffe needed a cup that they would sometimes sleep with. One might say this is a curious action, to my mum, but not to the Giraffe, who felt that this idea is simply life. Bizarrely, a cup was the thing that was selected.

Her Worrisome Giraffe desperately needed a stretchman to experiment on. It should be a fairly original undertaking, to my children, but not to the Giraffe, who felt that this idea was the most awesome idea. A stretchman was the item that was chosen.

Her Worrisome Giraffe looked for a condom that they would often cuddle. It would have been a different undertaking, to me and my wife, but not to the Giraffe, who feels that this idea was out of this world. Remarkably, a condom is the thing that was chosen.

Her Worrisome Giraffe always had with them a hat that they would sometimes sit and look at. This might appear to be an extraordinary undertaking, to my dad, but not to the Giraffe, who feels it was amazing. Remarkably, a hat is the thing to select.