The Bewildered Giraffe

The Bewildered Giraffe had a sack of potatoes that they sometimes drop. It might be a strange activity, to me and my children, but not to the Giraffe, who assumed that the idea was fun. You wouldnt have thought, a sack of potatoes was the item that was chosen.

The Bewildered Giraffe desperately craved for a bottle of beer that they would insert somewhere. It might have been an astonishing approach to life, to my grandma, but not to the Giraffe, who feels it was spectacular. Strangely, a bottle of beer was the thing that was chosen.

The Bewildered Giraffe searched for a bottle of coke that they would sometimes share. This seems to be a fairly astonishing operation, to many, but not to the Giraffe, who felt that the idea was wonderful. Remarkably, a bottle of coke would be the item that was chosen.

The Bewildered Giraffe desired a tomato that they would often share. One might find this to be a fairly peculiar undertaking, to some, but not to the Giraffe, who assumed it was simply life. Who would have thought, a tomato is the thing to choose.

The Bewildered Giraffe wanted a dildo that they would often sit and look at. It might be an original suggestion, to you and me, but not to the Giraffe, who considered it was awe-inspring. Strangely, a dildo was the item that was selected.

The Bewildered Giraffe needed a spade that they would sometimes drop. One might say this is a new action, to my mum, but not to the Giraffe, who thinks that this idea is awe-inspring. You wouldnt have imagined, a spade is the thing that was chosen.