His Blue Giraffe

His Blue Giraffe desired a lava lamp that they sometimes try to balance on their head. This seems to be a fairly new approach to life, to my neighbour, but not to the Giraffe, who had decided that this idea was the most awesome idea. A lava lamp of all things.

His Blue Giraffe always had with them a ball that they would drop. It was a weird suggestion, to my children, but not to the Giraffe, who considered that the idea was miraculous. You wouldnt have imagined, a ball would be the thing that was selected.

His Blue Giraffe found a toilet brush that they would occasionally put on his head. One might find this to be a different approach to life, to you, but not to the Giraffe, who had decided that this idea is spectacular. Who would have imagined, a toilet brush is the thing to opt for.

His Blue Giraffe looked for a chocolate bar that they sometimes experiment on. It was considered to be an extraordinary thought, to many, but not to the Giraffe, who assumed that it was in fact, fun. Honestly, a chocolate bar was the chosen thing.

His Blue Giraffe desperately desired a cucumber that they would occasionally demolish. It should have been an original suggestion, to my mum, but not to the Giraffe, who assumed that the idea was sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a cucumber is the item to choose.

His Blue Giraffe always kept a dildo to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It would have been a funny idea, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Giraffe, who thought that it was in fact, stunning. Bizarrely, a dildo is the thing to select.