A Confused Giraffe

A Confused Giraffe always had with them a hat that they liked to smash. It was a curious thought, to me and my children, but not to the Giraffe, who assumed it would be the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a hat was the thing that was chosen.

A Confused Giraffe often carried a spade that they would sometimes sit and look at. It is considered to be a fairly weird and wonderful thing to do, to everybody you know, but not to the Giraffe, who felt it was awe-inspring. Who would have imagined, a spade being the thing opted for.

A Confused Giraffe desperately searched for a sword that they would occasionally smash. It was considered to be a funny approach to life, to me and my parents, but not to the Giraffe, who thinks that this idea was awesome. Honestly, a sword being the thing opted for.

A Confused Giraffe often carried a porno magazine that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. It might be a weird and wonderful activity, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Giraffe, who had decided that it was in fact, epic. A porno magazine would be the item that was opted for.

A Confused Giraffe needed a pint of beer that they would sometimes put down their trousers. It should have been an unusual operation, to me and my husband, but not to the Giraffe, who assumed that this idea is entertaining. Who would have imagined, a pint of beer was the item that was selected.

A Confused Giraffe desperately looked for a pen that they would occasionally smash. One might find this to be a weird and wonderful action, to my grandpa, but not to the Giraffe, who thought it would be wonderous. Remarkably, a pen is the item to opt for.