My Depressed Giraffe

My Depressed Giraffe carried a bag of poop that they would annihilate This could be considered a fairly funny approach to life, to you, but not to the Giraffe, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was breathtaking. A bag of poop would be the item that was chosen.

My Depressed Giraffe wanted a toilet brush to hug. It would be a fairly surprising thought, to most, but not to the Giraffe, who felt that the idea was out of this world. Strangely, a toilet brush would be the item that was opted for.

My Depressed Giraffe always carried a set square that they sometimes put on his head. This could be considered a bizarre activity, to many, but not to the Giraffe, who felt it would be simply life. Honestly, a set square would be the item that was chosen.

My Depressed Giraffe wanted a block of cheese that they would share. This seems a weird activity, to my grandma, but not to the Giraffe, who assumed that the idea was the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a block of cheese being the chosen item.

My Depressed Giraffe desperately wanted a hat to break. It is considered to be a fairly odd thing to do, to my children, but not to the Giraffe, who had decided that the idea was fun. Who would have thought, a hat was the chosen thing.

My Depressed Giraffe often carried a bottle of wine that they would embrace. It was considered to be an original activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Giraffe, who assumed it was the most awesome idea. Strangely, a bottle of wine is the thing to opt for.