The Depressed Giraffe

The Depressed Giraffe always had with them a bag of flour that they would sleep with. This seems to be a peculiar thing to do, to me and my parents, but not to the Giraffe, who thought it would be sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a bag of flour was the thing that was opted for.

The Depressed Giraffe desperately looked for a little monkey that they liked to hug. It should be a different thought, to my dad, but not to the Giraffe, who expected that the idea was miraculous. Bizarrely, a little monkey is the thing to select.

The Depressed Giraffe craved for a bottle of beer to try to balance on their head. One might find this to be a fairly unusual idea, to you and me, but not to the Giraffe, who thinks that the idea was the most awesome idea. A bottle of beer being the chosen thing.

The Depressed Giraffe found a can of Tango that they would cuddle. It might have been an extraordinary approach to life, to you, but not to the Giraffe, who feels that the idea was awe-inspring. Who would have thought, a can of Tango is the item to opt for.

The Depressed Giraffe often carried a bottle of coke that they would occasionally watch for 10 minutes every morning. This is certainly a fairly bizarre suggestion, to you and me, but not to the Giraffe, who considered it was fun. Honestly, a bottle of coke being the chosen thing.

The Depressed Giraffe wanted a mug that they would sometimes annihilate One might find this to be an original action, to you, but not to the Giraffe, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, awe-inspring. Remarkably, a mug is the thing to opt for.