The Big Giraffe

The Big Giraffe always kept a teapot to try to nail to the wall. It was a fairly extraordinary activity, to everybody you know, but not to the Giraffe, who considered that this idea is awesome. A teapot is the item to opt for.

The Big Giraffe desperately searched for a radiator to sleep with. It is considered to be an original action, to many, but not to the Giraffe, who had come to the conclusion it was wonderful. Who would have thought, a radiator was the chosen item.

The Big Giraffe looked for a chocolate bar that they liked to sit and look at. It would have been an original operation, to my dad, but not to the Giraffe, who assumed it would be awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a chocolate bar would be the item that was opted for.

The Big Giraffe looked for a vibrator that they would often smash. One might find this to be an exciting approach to life, to me, but not to the Giraffe, who had decided it was amazing. Strangely, a vibrator was the chosen item.

The Big Giraffe desperately wanted a wig that they would sometimes hug. One might consider this to be a fairly extraordinary idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Giraffe, who expected that this idea is epic. Strangely, a wig is the item to select.

The Big Giraffe wanted a pint of cider that they would smash. It was a fairly peculiar thought, to you, but not to the Giraffe, who feels it would be sublime. Strangely, a pint of cider was the chosen thing.