Lovely Giraffe

Lovely Giraffe always carried a pint of cider that they would occasionally drop. It should be a fairly curious idea, to my grandpa, but not to the Giraffe, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a pint of cider being the thing selected.

Lovely Giraffe needed a piece of paper that they would sometimes rub on his belly. It is considered to be a peculiar idea, to everybody you know, but not to the Giraffe, who assumed that the idea was amazing. A piece of paper was the item that was selected.

Lovely Giraffe owned a crown that they liked to sit and look at. It was a fairly curious thing to do, to me and my parents, but not to the Giraffe, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is epic. Bizarrely, a crown was the thing that was opted for.

Lovely Giraffe found a painting of a melon that they liked to drop. It was considered to be an extraordinary action, to my neighbour, but not to the Giraffe, who expected that the idea was exciting. Who would have thought, a painting of a melon would be the thing that was opted for.

Lovely Giraffe desperately wanted a pencil sharpener that they would throw. It is an unusual action, to everybody you know, but not to the Giraffe, who expected that it was in fact, out of this world. Honestly, a pencil sharpener is the item to select.

Lovely Giraffe wanted a can of Dr Pepper that they would put down their trousers. One might say this is a fairly new thought, to some, but not to the Giraffe, who thinks that this idea was fun. A can of Dr Pepper was the thing that was selected.