The Blue Giraffe

The Blue Giraffe desperately searched for a lava lamp that they would often smash. It might have been a strange exercise, to me and my parents, but not to the Giraffe, who feels that this idea was miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a lava lamp was the item that was opted for.

The Blue Giraffe desired a rubber johnny that they sometimes embrace. It is a fairly weird action, to my children, but not to the Giraffe, who thought that it was in fact, simply life. Honestly, a rubber johnny was the item that was chosen.

The Blue Giraffe always kept a big sponge that they would insert somewhere. It was considered to be a fairly curious exercise, to me and my children, but not to the Giraffe, who feels that this idea is miraculous. A big sponge would be the item that was opted for.

The Blue Giraffe had a pint of beer that they would occasionally put on his head. This seems a fairly exciting thought, to many, but not to the Giraffe, who felt that it was in fact, out of this world. Bizarrely, a pint of beer being the item opted for.

The Blue Giraffe often carried a block of cheese that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It would be a curious proposal, to some, but not to the Giraffe, who expected that it was in fact, wonderous. Bizarrely, a block of cheese would be the thing that was chosen.

The Blue Giraffe always carried a radiator that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. It might have been a fairly extraordinary suggestion, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Giraffe, who thought it would be amazing. Remarkably, a radiator was the item that was selected.