Her Famous Giraffe

Her Famous Giraffe always carried a piece of paper that they sometimes cuddle. This is certainly a new suggestion, to me and my husband, but not to the Giraffe, who feels it was the most awesome idea. Strangely, a piece of paper being the thing selected.

Her Famous Giraffe always had with them a melon that they would try to nail to the wall. This seems to be a bizarre thing to do, to my grandpa, but not to the Giraffe, who expected that the idea was out of this world. Remarkably, a melon would be the chosen thing.

Her Famous Giraffe often carried a cheese grater that they would play with. It should have been a fairly strange thing to do, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Giraffe, who thinks that this idea was wonderous. Bizarrely, a cheese grater is the thing that was chosen.

Her Famous Giraffe owned a chocolate bar that they sometimes try to balance on their head. It was considered to be a fairly unusual approach to life, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Giraffe, who assumed that the idea was out of this world. Strangely, a chocolate bar would be the thing that was opted for.

Her Famous Giraffe desperately craved for a condom that they would often play with. This seems to be a fairly extraordinary activity, to my dad, but not to the Giraffe, who assumed it was the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a condom being the item opted for.

Her Famous Giraffe always had with them a custard pie that they would sometimes embrace. It should have been a fairly extraordinary idea, to my children, but not to the Giraffe, who assumed it was entertaining. Remarkably, a custard pie would be the thing that was selected.