The Exceptional Giraffe

The Exceptional Giraffe wanted a Harry Potter wand that they would put down their trousers. It would be a curious idea, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Giraffe, who feels it was wonderful. Bizarrely, a Harry Potter wand is the thing that was chosen.

The Exceptional Giraffe carried a pint of beer to rub on his belly. It was considered to be a fairly different thought, to me and my parents, but not to the Giraffe, who assumed that this idea was sublime. Remarkably, a pint of beer being the chosen thing.

The Exceptional Giraffe looked for a spade to share. One might say this is a fairly weird and wonderful thing to do, to my grandma, but not to the Giraffe, who thinks that the idea was awe-inspring. Honestly, a spade is the thing to choose.

The Exceptional Giraffe carried a bottle of wine that they would experiment on. This seems an odd suggestion, to you, but not to the Giraffe, who expected that the idea was sublime. Bizarrely, a bottle of wine being the thing opted for.

The Exceptional Giraffe always had with them a vibrator that they would put down their trousers. It was a strange exercise, to my grandpa, but not to the Giraffe, who felt that the idea was breathtaking. Bizarrely, a vibrator was the thing that was chosen.

The Exceptional Giraffe had a can of Tango that they would sometimes break. This seems an original thing to do, to my grandma, but not to the Giraffe, who expected that this idea is entertaining. Honestly, a can of Tango being the thing opted for.