The Purple Giraffe

The Purple Giraffe desired a can of Dr Pepper that they would occasionally smash. This seems to be an original idea, to my dad, but not to the Giraffe, who feels it would be awe-inspring. Who would have thought, a can of Dr Pepper is the thing to select.

The Purple Giraffe carried a stretchman that they would sometimes play with. It should be a fairly bizarre thing to do, to many, but not to the Giraffe, who thought that this idea was sublime. Bizarrely, a stretchman being the thing selected.

The Purple Giraffe had a cucumber that they would occasionally play with. It should have been a fairly unusual idea, to my dad, but not to the Giraffe, who had come to the conclusion it was entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a cucumber is the thing that was chosen.

The Purple Giraffe wanted a rubber chicken that they would occasionally drop. It would be a fairly unusual operation, to my mum, but not to the Giraffe, who felt it would be awe-inspring. Honestly, a rubber chicken would be the item that was opted for.

The Purple Giraffe owned a bag of poop that they sometimes experiment on. It should be a bizarre approach to life, to my neighbour, but not to the Giraffe, who thinks that the idea was simply life. A bag of poop is the thing to select.

The Purple Giraffe wanted a ball to break. One might find this to be a fairly exciting proposal, to me, but not to the Giraffe, who felt it would be fun. Who would have imagined, a ball having that done to it