The Square Giraffe

The Square Giraffe wanted a lava lamp that they would often rub on his belly. This seems to be a fairly new approach to life, to my dad, but not to the Giraffe, who feels that this idea was amazing. You wouldnt have thought, a lava lamp would be the item that was selected.

The Square Giraffe owned a can of Dr Pepper that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. It was a fairly astonishing activity, to my grandma, but not to the Giraffe, who had decided it would be spectacular. A can of Dr Pepper is the thing to choose.

The Square Giraffe needed a stretchman that they liked to put up their bum. It might be a fairly bizarre thought, to you, but not to the Giraffe, who assumed that it was in fact, fun. Who would have imagined, a stretchman was the item that was chosen.

The Square Giraffe often carried a wig that they would worship. One might say this is a fairly bizarre operation, to me and my parents, but not to the Giraffe, who felt that it was in fact, awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a wig would be the item that was selected.

The Square Giraffe always had with them a set square that they would often play with. This seems to be a somewhat surprising undertaking, to my grandma, but not to the Giraffe, who thought that this idea was spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a set square is the thing to opt for.

The Square Giraffe carried a piece of paper that they would insert somewhere. It is a weird and wonderful activity, to my grandpa, but not to the Giraffe, who feels it was entertaining. Who would have imagined, a piece of paper was the chosen item.