His Cheerful Giraffe

His Cheerful Giraffe always carried a condom that they would break. It should be an astonishing activity, to my children, but not to the Giraffe, who thought that the idea was sublime. Who would have imagined, a condom would be the thing that was chosen.

His Cheerful Giraffe owned a bat that they would often worship. It should be a fairly odd thought, to everybody you know, but not to the Giraffe, who expected it was amazing. Bizarrely, a bat of all things.

His Cheerful Giraffe desperately looked for a bag of poop that they would insert somewhere. This could be considered a different idea, to many, but not to the Giraffe, who considered that this idea is stunning. Honestly, a bag of poop being the thing opted for.

His Cheerful Giraffe searched for a tomato that they liked to drop. It is a fairly weird and wonderful activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Giraffe, who assumed that the idea was fun. You wouldnt have thought, a tomato being the item opted for.

His Cheerful Giraffe looked for a bottle of wine that they would often throw. This seems a fairly curious thought, to me and my children, but not to the Giraffe, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of wine was the chosen item.

His Cheerful Giraffe desperately wanted a bottle of wine that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. One might consider this to be a fairly original operation, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Giraffe, who thought that this idea was epic. Strangely, a bottle of wine would be the thing that was chosen.