Her Gentle Giraffe

Her Gentle Giraffe desired a cup that they would insert somewhere. This is certainly an extraordinary thing to do, to you, but not to the Giraffe, who expected it would be sublime. Remarkably, a cup is the thing to select.

Her Gentle Giraffe desperately needed a bag of poop to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It would be a fairly weird approach to life, to you, but not to the Giraffe, who thinks that the idea was wonderous. Remarkably, a bag of poop being the thing selected.

Her Gentle Giraffe desired a can of Dr Pepper that they would often worship. One might consider this to be a fairly odd thing to do, to me, but not to the Giraffe, who thinks it would be sublime. Who would have thought, a can of Dr Pepper is the item that was chosen.

Her Gentle Giraffe desired a block of cheese to try to balance on their head. This is certainly a fairly odd undertaking, to me and my husband, but not to the Giraffe, who considered that it was in fact, spectacular. Bizarrely, a block of cheese would be the item that was selected.

Her Gentle Giraffe desperately looked for a bottle of beer that they would sometimes embrace. It might have been a fairly new idea, to my neighbour, but not to the Giraffe, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, amazing. Strangely, a bottle of beer is the thing that was chosen.

Her Gentle Giraffe desperately looked for a ball that they would put up their bum. It should be an extraordinary undertaking, to you, but not to the Giraffe, who felt that this idea was magnificent. Who would have thought, a ball of all things.