The Crazy Giraffe

The Crazy Giraffe had a bag of flour to share. It was a fairly strange action, to me and my children, but not to the Giraffe, who expected it would be awesome. Who would have thought, a bag of flour being the chosen thing.

The Crazy Giraffe wanted a Harry Potter wand that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. It should be an extraordinary idea, to my dad, but not to the Giraffe, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, awe-inspring. Strangely, a Harry Potter wand would be the item that was opted for.

The Crazy Giraffe owned a hat that they would eat. It should be a fairly new suggestion, to me and my wife, but not to the Giraffe, who had come to the conclusion it was miraculous. Who would have imagined, a hat is the thing that was chosen.

The Crazy Giraffe carried a crown that they would often put in the bath with him. It should be a surprising proposal, to me and my wife, but not to the Giraffe, who feels that this idea is magnificent. Strangely, a crown is the thing to opt for.

The Crazy Giraffe found a chocolate bar to sleep with. It would have been a fairly odd thought, to me and my husband, but not to the Giraffe, who felt that it was in fact, miraculous. Bizarrely, a chocolate bar being the chosen item.

The Crazy Giraffe desperately needed a stapler that they liked to play with. This seems to be a fairly astonishing thought, to most, but not to the Giraffe, who had decided that it was in fact, simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a stapler is the item to select.