A Retarded Giraffe

A Retarded Giraffe desperately desired a sponge that they sometimes experiment on. One might consider this to be a fairly weird proposal, to you, but not to the Giraffe, who expected that the idea was fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a sponge being the thing selected.

A Retarded Giraffe wanted a melon that they would occasionally drop. This is certainly a fairly strange idea, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Giraffe, who feels that this idea was awesome. Honestly, a melon being the chosen thing.

A Retarded Giraffe always had with them a sponge to put on his head. This seems a weird and wonderful undertaking, to you and me, but not to the Giraffe, who thinks that the idea was miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a sponge would be the item chosen.

A Retarded Giraffe often carried a tomato that they sometimes try to balance on their head. It might be a fairly different proposal, to you and me, but not to the Giraffe, who feels that this idea was entertaining. Honestly, a tomato was the chosen item.

A Retarded Giraffe desperately desired a bottle of wine that they sometimes cuddle. One might find this to be a fairly unusual approach to life, to my mum, but not to the Giraffe, who assumed it was amazing. Who would have thought, a bottle of wine is the item that was chosen.

A Retarded Giraffe always kept a crown to try to nail to the wall. This might appear to be a fairly new thing to do, to me, but not to the Giraffe, who felt it was fun. Bizarrely, a crown would be the item that was selected.