A Curious Giraffe

A Curious Giraffe often carried a bat that they sometimes worship. It might have been a strange suggestion, to me and my children, but not to the Giraffe, who thinks it was epic. Who would have thought, a bat is the item to select.

A Curious Giraffe always kept a condom that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. It should have been a bizarre exercise, to me and my husband, but not to the Giraffe, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was miraculous. You wouldnt have imagined, a condom would be the chosen thing.

A Curious Giraffe desperately searched for a ball that they would sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. This is certainly an unusual suggestion, to me and my parents, but not to the Giraffe, who considered it would be sublime. Strangely, a ball is the item to opt for.

A Curious Giraffe desperately searched for a condom that they liked to cuddle. It was a fairly extraordinary undertaking, to my dad, but not to the Giraffe, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, breathtaking. You wouldnt have imagined, a condom being the item selected.

A Curious Giraffe carried a bottle of wine that they would smash. This is certainly a somewhat surprising exercise, to my children, but not to the Giraffe, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was simply life. A bottle of wine would be the thing that was selected.

A Curious Giraffe had a vibrator to smash. This seems a fairly original activity, to many, but not to the Giraffe, who felt that the idea was awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a vibrator is the item to opt for.