The Foolish Giraffe

The Foolish Giraffe found a set square that they liked to embrace. This is certainly an exciting thing to do, to my mum, but not to the Giraffe, who considered that it was in fact, simply life. Honestly, a set square being the thing opted for.

The Foolish Giraffe carried a custard pie that they would put in the bath with him. This is certainly a fairly astonishing idea, to my dad, but not to the Giraffe, who feels it would be out of this world. Bizarrely, a custard pie would be the item that was chosen.

The Foolish Giraffe always kept a vibrator that they would sometimes play with. This might appear to be a fairly odd approach to life, to me and my children, but not to the Giraffe, who assumed that it was in fact, stunning. You wouldnt have imagined, a vibrator is the thing to select.

The Foolish Giraffe looked for a computer that they would sometimes break. It might have been an odd thought, to many, but not to the Giraffe, who had decided that this idea is wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a computer would be the item that was selected.

The Foolish Giraffe had a bottle of beer that they would play with. It would have been a fairly strange thing to do, to many, but not to the Giraffe, who had decided it would be awe-inspring. Who would have thought, a bottle of beer was the thing that was opted for.

The Foolish Giraffe often carried a stretchman that they would often embrace. It was an extraordinary suggestion, to me and my husband, but not to the Giraffe, who assumed that the idea was simply life. Remarkably, a stretchman being the item selected.