The Lovely Giraffe

The Lovely Giraffe wanted a teapot that they liked to sit and look at. It would have been a fairly astonishing thing to do, to many, but not to the Giraffe, who considered that it was in fact, amazing. Honestly, a teapot would be the thing that was selected.

The Lovely Giraffe craved for a custard pie that they would sometimes eat. This is certainly a funny thought, to most, but not to the Giraffe, who had decided that it was in fact, magnificent. Honestly, a custard pie was the item that was opted for.

The Lovely Giraffe desperately looked for a little monkey that they would demolish. This seems an exciting idea, to most, but not to the Giraffe, who thinks it would be miraculous. Honestly, a little monkey would be the item chosen.

The Lovely Giraffe found a porno magazine that they would often share. It was a fairly curious suggestion, to most, but not to the Giraffe, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is wonderous. Strangely, a porno magazine being the thing selected.

The Lovely Giraffe needed a ball that they would occasionally smash. It might have been an astonishing action, to me and my parents, but not to the Giraffe, who thinks that this idea was exciting. Bizarrely, a ball being the thing selected.

The Lovely Giraffe needed a chocolate bar that they would often experiment on. It is considered to be a bizarre suggestion, to most, but not to the Giraffe, who thinks that the idea was epic. Who would have imagined, a chocolate bar is the thing to select.