Crypting Giraffe

Crypting Giraffe often carried a can of Dr Pepper that they sometimes hug. It was considered to be a fairly weird idea, to my children, but not to the Giraffe, who assumed that the idea was sublime. Remarkably, a can of Dr Pepper is the thing that was chosen.

Crypting Giraffe always had with them a bottle of coke that they would embrace. It would have been a weird and wonderful thing to do, to my neighbour, but not to the Giraffe, who expected it was exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of coke being the chosen item.

Crypting Giraffe carried a crown that they would occasionally insert somewhere. This could be considered an original exercise, to me and my children, but not to the Giraffe, who thought that this idea was sublime. Honestly, a crown is the item to choose.

Crypting Giraffe wanted a sword that they would often embrace. One might say this is a fairly bizarre proposal, to you, but not to the Giraffe, who feels that it was in fact, out of this world. Strangely, a sword was the thing that was opted for.

Crypting Giraffe owned a dildo that they would often try to balance on their head. This is certainly a bizarre thought, to me, but not to the Giraffe, who feels it would be simply life. Strangely, a dildo would be the item that was opted for.

Crypting Giraffe always had with them a spade that they liked to embrace. This seems to be a fairly funny idea, to many, but not to the Giraffe, who thought that it was in fact, fun. Remarkably, a spade being the item selected.