My Boring Giraffe

My Boring Giraffe often carried a crown to put on his head. It is considered to be a fairly odd undertaking, to my children, but not to the Giraffe, who thinks that the idea was stunning. Remarkably, a crown would be the item that was selected.

My Boring Giraffe desperately wanted a condom to sit and look at. One might say this is a bizarre exercise, to my neighbour, but not to the Giraffe, who expected it was simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a condom was the chosen thing.

My Boring Giraffe desperately looked for a rubber johnny that they would often break. It should have been a fairly funny action, to me and my parents, but not to the Giraffe, who considered that this idea is magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a rubber johnny was the thing that was selected.

My Boring Giraffe desperately looked for a little monkey that they liked to sleep with. It was considered to be an odd operation, to you, but not to the Giraffe, who feels that the idea was epic. Remarkably, a little monkey being the chosen thing.

My Boring Giraffe always carried a tomato that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. It is considered to be a fairly strange approach to life, to my grandma, but not to the Giraffe, who felt that this idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a tomato being the item opted for.

My Boring Giraffe needed a rubber chicken that they would sometimes put up their bum. It would have been a fairly exciting thing to do, to you and me, but not to the Giraffe, who assumed that the idea was stunning. You wouldnt have thought, a rubber chicken would be the thing that was selected.