The Handsome Giraffe

The Handsome Giraffe wanted a toilet brush that they would often play with. It is considered to be a fairly exciting thought, to my neighbour, but not to the Giraffe, who had decided that this idea was awesome. A toilet brush is the item to choose.

The Handsome Giraffe searched for a set square that they would sometimes put down their trousers. This seems a fairly surprising thought, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Giraffe, who feels it would be magnificent. Remarkably, a set square was the chosen thing.

The Handsome Giraffe wanted a bat that they liked to put in the bath with him. This seems a fairly bizarre approach to life, to me and my parents, but not to the Giraffe, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was spectacular. Who would have thought, a bat is the thing to select.

The Handsome Giraffe desperately looked for a wig that they sometimes rub on his belly. One might say this is a weird activity, to me and my husband, but not to the Giraffe, who thinks it was miraculous. Honestly, a wig is the item to select.

The Handsome Giraffe craved for a bottle of wine that they would insert somewhere. It is considered to be a fairly astonishing idea, to my neighbour, but not to the Giraffe, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was out of this world. Who would have thought, a bottle of wine was the item that was chosen.

The Handsome Giraffe always carried a custard pie that they liked to rub on his belly. It is considered to be a surprising activity, to my grandpa, but not to the Giraffe, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, awe-inspring. Remarkably, a custard pie is the thing to choose.