Their Ugly Giraffe

Their Ugly Giraffe desperately needed a lava lamp that they would occasionally put down their trousers. It is considered to be a fairly extraordinary undertaking, to my mum, but not to the Giraffe, who thought it was amazing. Remarkably, a lava lamp being the item selected.

Their Ugly Giraffe desired a can of coke that they would often worship. It might have been an original thought, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Giraffe, who thought that the idea was awe-inspring. Who would have thought, a can of coke having that done to it

Their Ugly Giraffe owned a chocolate bar that they would occasionally put up their bum. One might say this is a surprising suggestion, to my children, but not to the Giraffe, who felt that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a chocolate bar would be the thing that was opted for.

Their Ugly Giraffe desired a bat that they sometimes put on his head. It would have been an exciting thing to do, to my mum, but not to the Giraffe, who thought it would be out of this world. Bizarrely, a bat is the thing to select.

Their Ugly Giraffe always had with them a stapler that they would cuddle. It should be a strange exercise, to everybody you know, but not to the Giraffe, who felt that the idea was exciting. Remarkably, a stapler would be the item that was opted for.

Their Ugly Giraffe craved for a chocolate bar that they would drop. It was an astonishing thought, to my mum, but not to the Giraffe, who thought that it was in fact, entertaining. Strangely, a chocolate bar was the item that was chosen.