Silly Giraffe

Silly Giraffe searched for a helmet that they would demolish. It should be a weird and wonderful thing to do, to my grandma, but not to the Giraffe, who considered it was the most awesome idea. Honestly, a helmet is the thing that was chosen.

Silly Giraffe desperately wanted a mug that they liked to rub on his belly. It was a weird operation, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Giraffe, who assumed that the idea was entertaining. Bizarrely, a mug would be the thing that was selected.

Silly Giraffe desperately craved for a painting of a melon that they sometimes put on his head. This is certainly a fairly different thing to do, to my dad, but not to the Giraffe, who feels that this idea is amazing. Honestly, a painting of a melon was the chosen item.

Silly Giraffe craved for a sack of potatoes that they would sometimes play with. It is an exciting thought, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Giraffe, who assumed that the idea was simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a sack of potatoes being the item opted for.

Silly Giraffe always carried a dildo that they liked to drop. It should be a fairly curious activity, to my grandma, but not to the Giraffe, who had decided it was spectacular. A dildo was the thing that was chosen.

Silly Giraffe desperately wanted a bottle of wine that they would sometimes sleep with. This could be considered a fairly odd thing to do, to you and me, but not to the Giraffe, who thinks it was stunning. Who would have thought, a bottle of wine is the thing that was chosen.