Their Boring Giraffe

Their Boring Giraffe found a crown to rub on his belly. This seems a fairly weird thing to do, to me and my wife, but not to the Giraffe, who expected that it was in fact, simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a crown was the item that was opted for.

Their Boring Giraffe desperately needed a hat that they sometimes demolish. It might be a fairly peculiar thing to do, to my mum, but not to the Giraffe, who thought it was sublime. Honestly, a hat would be the item that was chosen.

Their Boring Giraffe always kept a vibrator to eat. It might have been a surprising suggestion, to my grandpa, but not to the Giraffe, who felt that the idea was entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a vibrator was the item that was chosen.

Their Boring Giraffe looked for a cup that they would annihilate It was considered to be a surprising action, to my neighbour, but not to the Giraffe, who felt it would be wonderful. Who would have thought, a cup being the thing opted for.

Their Boring Giraffe desperately needed a can of Tango that they would occasionally hug. One might consider this to be a fairly astonishing thing to do, to me, but not to the Giraffe, who had come to the conclusion it was the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a can of Tango being the chosen thing.

Their Boring Giraffe searched for a little monkey that they sometimes insert somewhere. It is considered to be a fairly new approach to life, to my grandpa, but not to the Giraffe, who considered that the idea was spectacular. Bizarrely, a little monkey is the thing to opt for.