Big Giraffe

Big Giraffe needed a bat that they sometimes put up their bum. It should be a new activity, to me and my wife, but not to the Giraffe, who had come to the conclusion it was epic. Strangely, a bat would be the thing that was chosen.

Big Giraffe had a spade to drop. It should have been a fairly weird suggestion, to me and my parents, but not to the Giraffe, who feels that this idea is spectacular. Who would have thought, a spade would be the thing that was opted for.

Big Giraffe searched for a pint of beer to sleep with. It would be a somewhat surprising activity, to you, but not to the Giraffe, who thought it was awesome. Bizarrely, a pint of beer would be the thing that was selected.

Big Giraffe desired a rubber chicken that they would often play with. This is certainly an odd thing to do, to some, but not to the Giraffe, who considered that this idea was out of this world. Bizarrely, a rubber chicken was the chosen item.

Big Giraffe owned a pint of cider that they would sometimes experiment on. One might consider this to be a fairly original operation, to many, but not to the Giraffe, who feels that it was in fact, stunning. A pint of cider would be the item that was chosen.

Big Giraffe desperately craved for a can of coke that they would sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It might be a fairly funny suggestion, to most, but not to the Giraffe, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was simply life. Bizarrely, a can of coke would be the thing that was chosen.