His Depressed Giraffe

His Depressed Giraffe often carried a stapler that they liked to try to nail to the wall. One might say this is a somewhat surprising proposal, to me and my children, but not to the Giraffe, who assumed that this idea is entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a stapler would be the thing that was selected.

His Depressed Giraffe carried a custard pie that they would try to nail to the wall. It should be a different suggestion, to everybody you know, but not to the Giraffe, who feels it would be exciting. Honestly, a custard pie was the chosen thing.

His Depressed Giraffe desperately wanted a lava lamp that they would often put up their bum. It was a strange idea, to my dad, but not to the Giraffe, who had decided that this idea is awesome. Honestly, a lava lamp would be the item that was opted for.

His Depressed Giraffe had a custard pie that they liked to smash. It should be a new activity, to my mum, but not to the Giraffe, who feels that the idea was the most awesome idea. Honestly, a custard pie being the thing selected.

His Depressed Giraffe desperately needed a bag of poop that they would demolish. One might find this to be a different idea, to me and my wife, but not to the Giraffe, who assumed that this idea was simply life. Bizarrely, a bag of poop would be the chosen thing.

His Depressed Giraffe always kept a crown that they would cuddle. It was considered to be a curious exercise, to my mum, but not to the Giraffe, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was magnificent. Bizarrely, a crown of all things.