The Red Giraffe

The Red Giraffe always had with them a rubber johnny that they would throw. It might be a fairly funny suggestion, to my children, but not to the Giraffe, who assumed that it was in fact, wonderous. Bizarrely, a rubber johnny was the thing that was chosen.

The Red Giraffe owned a hat that they sometimes rub on his belly. It should be a fairly weird and wonderful thing to do, to my neighbour, but not to the Giraffe, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, awesome. A hat was the thing that was selected.

The Red Giraffe wanted a cheese grater to sleep with. This could be considered a strange action, to you, but not to the Giraffe, who assumed that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a cheese grater is the thing to opt for.

The Red Giraffe desperately searched for a sack of potatoes that they liked to play with. One might say this is an odd approach to life, to me and my parents, but not to the Giraffe, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was awe-inspring. A sack of potatoes being the item selected.

The Red Giraffe carried a set of lego to sleep with. This seems an original thought, to some, but not to the Giraffe, who considered it would be magnificent. You wouldnt have imagined, a set of lego having that done to it

The Red Giraffe desperately wanted a pint of beer that they would sometimes embrace. It would have been an extraordinary activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Giraffe, who expected that this idea is entertaining. Who would have thought, a pint of beer was the thing that was chosen.