A Cheerful Giraffe

A Cheerful Giraffe owned a bat that they would often eat. It might have been a fairly peculiar undertaking, to my dad, but not to the Giraffe, who considered that this idea is awesome. Who would have imagined, a bat would be the thing that was opted for.

A Cheerful Giraffe desperately wanted a dildo that they sometimes worship. This seems a fairly strange thought, to my grandpa, but not to the Giraffe, who expected that the idea was out of this world. Who would have thought, a dildo would be the item that was chosen.

A Cheerful Giraffe needed a can of Tango to put up their bum. It was a fairly extraordinary proposal, to my grandpa, but not to the Giraffe, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was breathtaking. Who would have imagined, a can of Tango was the thing that was opted for.

A Cheerful Giraffe looked for a set square that they liked to embrace. It might be a different exercise, to you, but not to the Giraffe, who assumed it was wonderous. Remarkably, a set square is the thing that was chosen.

A Cheerful Giraffe often carried a bottle of wine that they would try to nail to the wall. This could be considered a fairly odd action, to my dad, but not to the Giraffe, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of wine would be the item that was chosen.

A Cheerful Giraffe needed a pencil sharpener that they sometimes rub on his belly. It might be a new undertaking, to my grandpa, but not to the Giraffe, who had decided it would be out of this world. Bizarrely, a pencil sharpener is the thing that was chosen.