My Grumpy Giraffe

My Grumpy Giraffe always carried a cup that they would often put on his head. One might find this to be a fairly unusual approach to life, to my grandpa, but not to the Giraffe, who expected that it was in fact, spectacular. Who would have thought, a cup would be the chosen thing.

My Grumpy Giraffe found a mug that they would rub on his belly. This could be considered a weird and wonderful thing to do, to everybody you know, but not to the Giraffe, who feels it was out of this world. You wouldnt have imagined, a mug was the item that was chosen.

My Grumpy Giraffe desperately looked for a dildo that they would sometimes experiment on. It might have been an extraordinary exercise, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Giraffe, who had decided that the idea was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have imagined, a dildo would be the item that was chosen.

My Grumpy Giraffe desperately craved for a piece of paper that they liked to cuddle. One might say this is a fairly curious proposal, to me and my children, but not to the Giraffe, who had decided that it was in fact, breathtaking. Bizarrely, a piece of paper would be the item that was chosen.

My Grumpy Giraffe always carried a condom that they would often put down their trousers. This could be considered a strange thought, to many, but not to the Giraffe, who thinks that this idea is awe-inspring. Remarkably, a condom being the chosen thing.

My Grumpy Giraffe owned a sponge that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. One might consider this to be an odd thought, to my mum, but not to the Giraffe, who considered it would be awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a sponge would be the thing that was selected.