The Scary Giraffe

The Scary Giraffe often carried a bat that they would cuddle. One might find this to be a fairly funny idea, to most, but not to the Giraffe, who expected that this idea is entertaining. A bat was the item that was chosen.

The Scary Giraffe desired a sword to put in the bath with him. It was considered to be a fairly different operation, to me and my parents, but not to the Giraffe, who considered it was spectacular. A sword would be the item that was chosen.

The Scary Giraffe often carried a mug that they would sometimes sleep with. This is certainly a fairly weird operation, to my neighbour, but not to the Giraffe, who thinks that this idea is wonderous. Who would have imagined, a mug would be the thing that was selected.

The Scary Giraffe craved for a porno magazine that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. One might say this is a fairly funny proposal, to you, but not to the Giraffe, who thought it would be fun. Who would have thought, a porno magazine being the chosen thing.

The Scary Giraffe had a custard pie that they would hug. It might be an exciting thing to do, to my grandma, but not to the Giraffe, who felt it was fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a custard pie was the chosen thing.

The Scary Giraffe always carried a can of Dr Pepper that they would often annihilate It would have been an extraordinary thought, to my neighbour, but not to the Giraffe, who had decided that the idea was fun. A can of Dr Pepper was the thing that was opted for.