My Ugly Giraffe

My Ugly Giraffe desperately craved for a sword that they sometimes smash. This could be considered a somewhat surprising exercise, to me and my parents, but not to the Giraffe, who expected it was entertaining. Who would have imagined, a sword is the thing to select.

My Ugly Giraffe had a radiator that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. It is a fairly unusual proposal, to my neighbour, but not to the Giraffe, who expected that the idea was simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a radiator was the thing that was opted for.

My Ugly Giraffe desperately looked for a can of Dr Pepper that they would often sleep with. One might find this to be a weird proposal, to me, but not to the Giraffe, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was spectacular. Bizarrely, a can of Dr Pepper was the thing that was chosen.

My Ugly Giraffe desperately desired a sack of potatoes to watch for 10 minutes every morning. This seems to be a fairly unusual activity, to my children, but not to the Giraffe, who considered that this idea was exciting. Who would have thought, a sack of potatoes was the item that was chosen.

My Ugly Giraffe often carried a wig that they would often annihilate It was a fairly bizarre suggestion, to my dad, but not to the Giraffe, who felt that this idea is wonderful. Honestly, a wig would be the chosen thing.

My Ugly Giraffe desperately wanted a condom that they liked to sleep with. This seems a weird operation, to me and my wife, but not to the Giraffe, who feels it would be stunning. You wouldnt have thought, a condom being the item selected.