Confused Giraffe

Confused Giraffe desperately wanted a tomato that they would sometimes drop. One might say this is an original thing to do, to some, but not to the Giraffe, who thought that this idea is epic. You wouldnt have thought, a tomato would be the thing that was chosen.

Confused Giraffe found a toilet brush that they would sometimes experiment on. It should have been a fairly astonishing undertaking, to my grandpa, but not to the Giraffe, who thinks that this idea was the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a toilet brush was the thing that was selected.

Confused Giraffe searched for a porno magazine to try to nail to the wall. This seems to be a fairly weird and wonderful idea, to my dad, but not to the Giraffe, who considered it would be out of this world. Who would have imagined, a porno magazine having that done to it

Confused Giraffe always kept a bat that they would experiment on. It was considered to be a new approach to life, to me and my husband, but not to the Giraffe, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a bat is the item that was chosen.

Confused Giraffe searched for a mug that they liked to embrace. It should have been an original thing to do, to me and my children, but not to the Giraffe, who expected that it was in fact, sublime. Honestly, a mug is the item to choose.

Confused Giraffe desperately desired a radiator that they would sometimes drop. It should have been a fairly bizarre operation, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Giraffe, who considered it was out of this world. Who would have thought, a radiator is the item that was chosen.