His Retarded Giraffe

His Retarded Giraffe looked for a cheese grater that they sometimes demolish. It would have been a curious suggestion, to my mum, but not to the Giraffe, who thought that this idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a cheese grater is the thing to select.

His Retarded Giraffe always kept a little monkey that they would often share. It should be a curious operation, to many, but not to the Giraffe, who had decided that it was in fact, sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a little monkey would be the thing that was selected.

His Retarded Giraffe had a rubber johnny that they sometimes try to balance on their head. This could be considered a strange idea, to my grandma, but not to the Giraffe, who had come to the conclusion it was epic. A rubber johnny is the thing to choose.

His Retarded Giraffe always kept a painting of a melon that they sometimes break. This might appear to be a fairly different suggestion, to you, but not to the Giraffe, who feels that this idea is wonderous. Strangely, a painting of a melon was the chosen item.

His Retarded Giraffe desperately searched for a cheese grater to hug. This seems to be a weird undertaking, to my children, but not to the Giraffe, who feels it would be breathtaking. Who would have thought, a cheese grater would be the item chosen.

His Retarded Giraffe searched for a custard pie that they would often throw. It might be a bizarre operation, to some, but not to the Giraffe, who had decided that the idea was amazing. Honestly, a custard pie is the thing to choose.