Her Crazy Giraffe

Her Crazy Giraffe desperately wanted a radiator to sit and look at. It would have been a somewhat surprising idea, to most, but not to the Giraffe, who had come to the conclusion it was entertaining. Strangely, a radiator being the thing selected.

Her Crazy Giraffe always had with them a big sponge that they liked to put up their bum. One might consider this to be a fairly peculiar suggestion, to my children, but not to the Giraffe, who thinks that it was in fact, sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a big sponge is the thing that was chosen.

Her Crazy Giraffe desperately craved for a can of Tango that they would embrace. One might say this is a different suggestion, to you, but not to the Giraffe, who thought that the idea was out of this world. Strangely, a can of Tango being the thing opted for.

Her Crazy Giraffe looked for a stretchman to share. It is a fairly strange thing to do, to my dad, but not to the Giraffe, who thinks that this idea is wonderous. Remarkably, a stretchman would be the thing that was chosen.

Her Crazy Giraffe desperately craved for a pint of beer to cuddle. This might appear to be a fairly astonishing undertaking, to everybody you know, but not to the Giraffe, who had decided that the idea was miraculous. Who would have imagined, a pint of beer was the item that was chosen.

Her Crazy Giraffe needed a sack of potatoes to rub on his belly. It was considered to be a bizarre thought, to you, but not to the Giraffe, who felt it was the most awesome idea. Honestly, a sack of potatoes was the item that was selected.