His Beautiful Giraffe

His Beautiful Giraffe always had with them a teapot that they would eat. This seems to be a curious approach to life, to you, but not to the Giraffe, who felt it was miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a teapot would be the item that was opted for.

His Beautiful Giraffe always had with them a vibrator that they would share. It might be a fairly weird thing to do, to most, but not to the Giraffe, who expected it was fun. Who would have thought, a vibrator is the item to choose.

His Beautiful Giraffe desired a bottle of wine that they would insert somewhere. This might appear to be an astonishing thing to do, to most, but not to the Giraffe, who had come to the conclusion it was epic. Strangely, a bottle of wine is the item that was chosen.

His Beautiful Giraffe desperately wanted a stapler that they would occasionally put up their bum. This seems a fairly odd exercise, to me and my wife, but not to the Giraffe, who thinks that the idea was wonderous. Strangely, a stapler was the item that was selected.

His Beautiful Giraffe had a ball that they liked to embrace. One might find this to be a fairly funny activity, to some, but not to the Giraffe, who considered that this idea is exciting. Honestly, a ball is the thing to choose.

His Beautiful Giraffe desperately searched for a custard pie that they would often put on his head. This might appear to be an unusual proposal, to me and my children, but not to the Giraffe, who considered that it was in fact, stunning. Strangely, a custard pie being the chosen thing.