The Handsome Giraffe

The Handsome Giraffe needed a cup that they would occasionally annihilate It would be a funny operation, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Giraffe, who assumed it would be the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a cup was the thing that was opted for.

The Handsome Giraffe carried a custard pie that they would sometimes break. It should be a fairly extraordinary proposal, to you, but not to the Giraffe, who considered it would be the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a custard pie having that done to it

The Handsome Giraffe had a can of Tango that they would try to nail to the wall. This might appear to be a surprising proposal, to my mum, but not to the Giraffe, who felt that it was in fact, epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of Tango being the thing selected.

The Handsome Giraffe looked for a cheese grater that they would insert somewhere. It was a fairly different activity, to my mum, but not to the Giraffe, who thinks that this idea is simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a cheese grater being the thing selected.

The Handsome Giraffe needed a bat that they liked to sit and look at. This seems to be a fairly unusual activity, to many, but not to the Giraffe, who felt that the idea was breathtaking. Honestly, a bat of all things.

The Handsome Giraffe desperately wanted a lava lamp that they would often cuddle. It is a new idea, to many, but not to the Giraffe, who felt that this idea was amazing. A lava lamp of all things.