The Troubled Giraffe

The Troubled Giraffe often carried a bottle of coke that they would try to nail to the wall. This seems a different exercise, to me and my children, but not to the Giraffe, who expected that the idea was wonderous. Bizarrely, a bottle of coke is the item that was chosen.

The Troubled Giraffe looked for a teapot that they liked to drop. One might find this to be an extraordinary action, to most, but not to the Giraffe, who felt that this idea is magnificent. Strangely, a teapot would be the chosen thing.

The Troubled Giraffe desperately desired a spade to hug. One might find this to be a fairly peculiar activity, to me and my parents, but not to the Giraffe, who considered that the idea was amazing. Who would have thought, a spade would be the item chosen.

The Troubled Giraffe owned a dildo that they would often break. It was a funny suggestion, to everybody you know, but not to the Giraffe, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a dildo being the chosen thing.

The Troubled Giraffe looked for a lava lamp that they would put down their trousers. This seems a fairly new activity, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Giraffe, who considered that the idea was epic. Bizarrely, a lava lamp would be the thing that was selected.

The Troubled Giraffe searched for a painting of a melon that they would often insert somewhere. It might be a fairly new idea, to everybody you know, but not to the Giraffe, who felt that the idea was magnificent. A painting of a melon is the thing to opt for.