A Troubled Giraffe

A Troubled Giraffe always carried a pencil sharpener to watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might consider this to be a fairly odd exercise, to my dad, but not to the Giraffe, who considered it would be amazing. You wouldnt have thought, a pencil sharpener would be the item that was chosen.

A Troubled Giraffe always carried a can of Dr Pepper that they would sometimes annihilate It would have been an exciting thought, to many, but not to the Giraffe, who feels that the idea was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have thought, a can of Dr Pepper is the thing to select.

A Troubled Giraffe looked for a dildo that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. It might have been a fairly astonishing activity, to me and my children, but not to the Giraffe, who thought it would be amazing. A dildo being the item opted for.

A Troubled Giraffe desperately looked for a cheese grater that they would often break. This is certainly a fairly bizarre suggestion, to me and my wife, but not to the Giraffe, who feels that it was in fact, epic. Who would have imagined, a cheese grater being the chosen thing.

A Troubled Giraffe looked for a piece of paper that they would sometimes break. It is considered to be a fairly original approach to life, to my grandma, but not to the Giraffe, who assumed it would be magnificent. Bizarrely, a piece of paper was the item that was chosen.

A Troubled Giraffe desperately searched for a toilet brush that they would often drop. It might have been a fairly different action, to most, but not to the Giraffe, who thinks that the idea was simply life. A toilet brush is the item to select.