The Troubled Giraffe

The Troubled Giraffe owned a pint of beer that they would sometimes drop. It would be an astonishing thought, to my children, but not to the Giraffe, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was spectacular. Strangely, a pint of beer being the item selected.

The Troubled Giraffe desperately needed a vibrator that they liked to smash. It might have been an original approach to life, to you and me, but not to the Giraffe, who assumed that the idea was amazing. A vibrator is the thing to choose.

The Troubled Giraffe wanted a toilet brush that they would often share. It might be a bizarre operation, to everybody you know, but not to the Giraffe, who had come to the conclusion it was magnificent. You wouldnt have imagined, a toilet brush being the item opted for.

The Troubled Giraffe craved for a wig that they sometimes annihilate It would have been a bizarre proposal, to me and my wife, but not to the Giraffe, who thought that this idea was simply life. Remarkably, a wig is the thing to opt for.

The Troubled Giraffe needed a set of lego that they sometimes try to balance on their head. It should have been a fairly weird and wonderful thought, to some, but not to the Giraffe, who thinks that it was in fact, exciting. Strangely, a set of lego is the item that was chosen.

The Troubled Giraffe often carried a hat that they would sometimes sit and look at. It would have been an exciting thought, to my neighbour, but not to the Giraffe, who had decided that the idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a hat is the item to select.