The Naughty Giraffe

The Naughty Giraffe owned a stretchman to experiment on. This might appear to be a fairly bizarre suggestion, to me, but not to the Giraffe, who feels that this idea is out of this world. A stretchman would be the thing that was chosen.

The Naughty Giraffe desperately needed a radiator that they sometimes sit and look at. It is considered to be an exciting thought, to my children, but not to the Giraffe, who feels it would be breathtaking. Honestly, a radiator would be the item chosen.

The Naughty Giraffe desperately looked for a pencil sharpener that they would occasionally eat. One might find this to be a fairly weird approach to life, to my mum, but not to the Giraffe, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was epic. Who would have thought, a pencil sharpener being the chosen item.

The Naughty Giraffe desperately craved for a hat to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It would be a different thought, to me and my husband, but not to the Giraffe, who thought that this idea was the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a hat would be the item chosen.

The Naughty Giraffe desperately needed a set square to throw. It should have been a surprising activity, to many, but not to the Giraffe, who thought that this idea was miraculous. Strangely, a set square would be the thing that was chosen.

The Naughty Giraffe carried a bottle of beer that they would throw. This is certainly a fairly original suggestion, to my children, but not to the Giraffe, who had decided that this idea was wonderful. Honestly, a bottle of beer would be the item chosen.