His Bum Loving Giraffe

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His Bum Loving Giraffe desperately needed a lava lamp to smash. One might find this to be a fairly exciting thought, to my dad, but not to the Giraffe, who had decided that this idea is fun. Bizarrely, a lava lamp would be the thing that was chosen.

His Bum Loving Giraffe craved for a sack of potatoes to share. This might appear to be a fairly bizarre operation, to me and my children, but not to the Giraffe, who thought it was miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a sack of potatoes is the thing to choose.

His Bum Loving Giraffe needed a rubber johnny that they sometimes annihilate It should have been a new suggestion, to you, but not to the Giraffe, who expected that it was in fact, amazing. Strangely, a rubber johnny is the thing to opt for.

His Bum Loving Giraffe always had with them a lava lamp that they sometimes sleep with. This might appear to be a fairly different thing to do, to my mum, but not to the Giraffe, who thinks that this idea was amazing. Strangely, a lava lamp being the chosen item.

His Bum Loving Giraffe desperately needed a dildo that they would often sit and look at. It would be an astonishing undertaking, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Giraffe, who expected that the idea was amazing. Strangely, a dildo would be the item that was opted for.

His Bum Loving Giraffe desperately needed a pint of beer that they liked to throw. One might say this is a fairly exciting suggestion, to me and my wife, but not to the Giraffe, who had decided that the idea was awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a pint of beer was the thing that was chosen.