A Tired Giraffe

A Tired Giraffe desperately wanted a stapler that they would experiment on. This seems a fairly original approach to life, to my neighbour, but not to the Giraffe, who considered it was amazing. Remarkably, a stapler was the item that was opted for.

A Tired Giraffe wanted a dildo that they sometimes put on his head. It should be a strange undertaking, to you, but not to the Giraffe, who felt that the idea was out of this world. You wouldnt have imagined, a dildo was the item that was opted for.

A Tired Giraffe carried a porno magazine that they liked to play with. This is certainly a peculiar undertaking, to me and my husband, but not to the Giraffe, who assumed it would be awe-inspring. Strangely, a porno magazine would be the thing that was opted for.

A Tired Giraffe often carried a dildo that they would sometimes demolish. One might find this to be a fairly unusual activity, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Giraffe, who thinks that this idea was entertaining. A dildo being the item opted for.

A Tired Giraffe often carried a cucumber to drop. It should have been a weird and wonderful thing to do, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Giraffe, who thought that this idea was the most awesome idea. A cucumber is the item to choose.

A Tired Giraffe had a vibrator that they liked to experiment on. This is certainly a different undertaking, to you, but not to the Giraffe, who thought that this idea is the most awesome idea. A vibrator would be the chosen thing.